hairy tomato
A woman gets her period on a man's balls and then slaps his balls across her face like she's trying to kill him.
My mom got her period on my dad's nuts and then used them to wipe her face like it was a towel.
My sister had her period on my brother's sack and then slapped it across her face like it was a dirty sock.
My aunt got her period on my uncle's balls and then used them to wipe her face like she was cleaning the toilet.