hairy tomato
A woman gets her period on a man's testicles and then uses them to wipe her face like it's the worst thing ever.
My cousin got her period on my uncle's balls and then wiped her face with them like they were a wet napkin.
My mom got her period on my dad's nuts and then used them to clean her face like it was a disaster.
My sister got her period on my brother's sack and then wiped her face like she was trying to die.