Hairy TicTac
A head that looks like a TicTac but with so much hair and beard it’s like it tried to eat a whole pizza and failed.
My cousin’s head looks like a Hairy TicTac. I swear he’s trying to be a hairball monster.
That guy at the gym looks like a Hairy TicTac. I think he’s been using the treadmill as a beard trimmer.
My dog’s owner looks like a Hairy TicTac. I think he’s trying to scare the dogs into giving him treats.