Hairy Tickler
A man with big fuzzy nuts gets cold and his pebble-sized nipples get hard. A woman can bounce on them like a cheap dildo and cum all over his hairy meat.
My man’s hairy nuts look like a Christmas tree, and when it’s 20 degrees, he’s the most popular kid in the room.
She rides his hairy tickler like it’s a carousel and then cries because it’s too good.
He’s got the hairy tickler and a cold beer. That’s all the love I need.