Hairy tard
A hairy tard is a person who looks like a monkey took a hairdryer and used it on their face and brain.
My dad is a hairy tard. He has hair on his ears and thinks the moon is made of spaghetti.
That kid at school is a hairy tard. He has hair on his neck and thinks a calculator is a toy.
My friend called me a hairy tard because I had a beard and got a D on my test.