Hairy Tarantula - A woman’s crotch so full of hair it looks like a spider with

A woman’s crotch so full of hair it looks like a spider with a bad case of dandruff

My ex’s crotch looked like a spider had a hair transplant and a tattoo session

That lady’s crotch was like a hairy tarantula with a side of pubic lice

I saw a hairy tarantula in the shower and it was actually my sister