Hairy Stylz - When you take a guys junk and try to make it look good with

When you take a guys junk and try to make it look good with a comb and a bunch of bad decisions.

I did Hairy Stylz on my brother and he looked like a confused goat.

My teacher did Hairy Stylz during lunch and got a paper cut and a snack.

My dad did Hairy Stylz while watching sports and now he can't stop talking about the game.