Hairy Stylz - A messed up way of trimming hair that involves a rubber chic

A messed up way of trimming hair that involves a rubber chicken and a swear word for every single hair.

My friend did Hairy Stylz in the bathroom and it took three hours and six cuss words.

I did Hairy Stylz on my dog and now he looks like a confused raccoon.

My brother did Hairy Stylz at a sleepover and woke up with a sore neck and a sore ego.