hairy storm chaser
A hairy storm chaser is a big man with lots of body hair who likes other big men and loves giving and getting a good butt-sucker.
My uncle is a hairy storm chaser. He chases tornadoes and butt-sucks.
That guy at the bar is a hairy storm chaser. He’s got a beard and a brain full of nonsense.
He’s a hairy storm chaser. I’ve seen him eat a whole pizza and still want more.