Hairy Stimpleton
You take your butt hole hair and glue it to someone else’s face with your cum. It looks like a failed attempt at a goatee and makes people laugh or cry.
My mom did it to my cousin and he cried like a baby.
I did it to my friend and now he has a cum beard and a bad case of self-loathing.
My brother’s cum beard looked like a raccoon had a party on his face.