Hairy Stimpleton
You shave your butt hole, shoot cum on it, and then stick it to someone’s face like a dirty gift. It smells bad and looks worse. You’re a cum-smelling beast.
My dad did it to my uncle and now he smells like a fart factory.
I did it to my friend and now he looks like a greasy hot dog.
My brother used my cum and now he has a beard that smells like old socks.