Hairy Stabwound
A woman's crotch that’s so full of hair it looks like a bear lived there and didn’t brush its teeth.
She pulled down her pants and I saw the Hairy Stabwound and lost my appetite.
He asked me if I had seen it, and I said I had and it ruined my day.
I told my friend it looked like a hairy pit and she agreed it was a pit of shame.