hairy smooth

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A double whammy where one hand slaps you like a fool and the other one clobbers you like you owe them money

My dad gave me a hairy smooth after I spilled my cereal on his shoes.

The teacher gave me a hairy smooth for talking during the math test.

My brother did a hairy smooth because I took his last chip.

Getting hit on the back of the head with a hand that’s got more hair than your grandma and then getting smacked with the palm like you’re a bad student

My mom did a hairy smooth because I forgot my homework again.

The principal gave me a hairy smooth for drawing on the walls.

My cousin did a hairy smooth because he called my sister a donkey.

by Slangipedia 2d ago

When you get a hand full of hair slapped on your face and then the other hand smacks you like you’re a piece of meat

My brother did a hairy smooth because I ate his sandwich.

My teacher did a hairy smooth because I threw paper at her.

My dad did a hairy smooth because I said his coffee was weak.

by Slangipedia 2d ago