hairy scissor - When you fall in the air with your legs wide open like a con

When you fall in the air with your legs wide open like a confused kangaroo and your face is up there looking like it's been run over.

I did a hairy scissor and my legs were wide open like a confused kangaroo.

My friend did a hairy scissor and his face looked like it was run over by a truck.

I did a hairy scissor and my pants fell off like they were tired of me.