hairy scissor - A failed attempt at looking cool that ends with you upside d

A failed attempt at looking cool that ends with you upside down and your legs spread like a surprised chicken.

I tried to look cool and did a hairy scissor. My legs were open like a surprised chicken.

My brother did a hairy scissor and his pants flew off like confetti.

I did a hairy scissor and my face was in the sky. It was like being upside down and confused.