Hairy Samoa
When a girl grabs a guy's ass hair near his bunghole and yanks it all out with one brutal jerk, not to be confused with the Samoa Girl Scout Cookies, which are just hair and stink in a bag.
He screamed like a little girl during the Hairy Samoa.
She pulled so hard, I thought my bunghole was gonna fall out.
That Hairy Samoa was worse than getting bit by a dog.