Hairy Riddler
A gay crumpet freak who eats sweetcorn from other peoples’ poops and loves to whine about it like a toddler.
'I can't believe he ate my sweetcorn and called it a snack!', Hairy Riddler in a DM
'Why does everyone hate my arseholes?', Hairy Riddler crying in a tweet
Hairy Riddler sent a crumpet to his ex and said, 'This is your sweetcorn back.'