Hairy red discoball
When you shine a light on your crotch and it f***ing glows like a hairy red disco ball from hell.
He shined his flashlight on his crotch and it looked like a f***ing glowing meatball.
I turned the torch on my balls and it glowed like a hairy red f***ing light show.
She lit her junk on fire with a torch and it looked like a f***ing disco ball made of hair and rage.