hairy potta
A pot dealer who’s either covered in hair like a squirrel or thinks Harry Potter is the best thing since sliced bread and probably has a crush on Ron Weasley.
My neighbor’s a hairy potta. He’s got more hair than a chia pet and still talks about Hogwarts like it’s real.
That guy at the corner store is a hairy potta. He sells weed and also quotes Dumbledore.
My cousin’s a hairy potta. He’s got a beard so long it could be a tent.