hairy pie
When a lady lets her butt hair grow for weeks, then a guy goes in there and blasts his cum like a firehose, then slaps her butt so hard, she screams and kicks like a mad cow.
My brother’s hairy pie was so wild, he blasted cum like a firehose.
I watched my uncle do the hairy pie and it was like a slap fight.
My friend’s girlfriend did the hairy pie and kicked him like a donkey.