hairy pancake - A tiny YouTuber who plays games and still can’t pick a name

A tiny YouTuber who plays games and still can’t pick a name because he’s too dumb to think.

That kid’s a hairy pancake and his name is ‘GamerBoi9000’ and it’s stupid.

My friend’s a hairy pancake and he still uses ‘CoolGamer123’ as his name.

The hairy pancake in my class uploads videos but still can’t pick a name.