hairy palm delusionalist
a man who tries to flirt with anyone who looks at him but fails miserably. he probably still lives with his mom and thinks he's a stud because he once got a girl's number. he'll brag about losing his virginity to some ancient woman when he was 11.
I lost my virginity to my mom’s best friend at 11.
I’m not a virgin, I just don’t know how to kiss.
I’ve had 100 girls, and I’m only 22.