Hairy Nuggets
a man with testicles so hairy they look like they got thrown into a lion’s den and came out fighting
My uncle is a Hairy Nugget. I once saw him in a shower and thought the forest had moved in.
My dad’s balls look like a goat’s butt. Hairy Nuggets for life.
That guy at the gym is a Hairy Nugget. I swear he’s got a beard down there.