Hairy-Nipples
The reason you don’t want to touch someone. They might give you the hairy nipple virus and you’ll be stuck with it forever.
That fat girl at school has Hairy-Nipples. She’s going to rape me in my sleep.
My mom has Hairy-Nipples. I’ve already amputated three limbs.
If you touch her, you’ll get Hairy-Nipples. Don’t touch her.