Hairy Nerd
A person who talks about magic like it’s real and thinks they’re in the movies. They’re not cool, they’re just sad and obsessed with books that don’t even have real wizards in them.
'I swear I'm going to be the next Harry Potter. I just need a wand and a better wardrobe.'
'You don’t know what ‘Horcrux’ means? You're not even trying.'
'I don’t like you. You’re not a Ravenclaw.'