Hairy Nerd
A guy who thinks he's a wizard but can't even spell ‘potter’ right. He talks about books like they’re sacred and calls himself a book boy, which is just a fancy way of saying he’s a nerd with a bad haircut.
'I don't care if you're the most popular kid in school, I still think Hermione was better than Ron.'
'Why do you keep saying ‘book boy’ like it's a title? You're just a guy who reads books.'
'If you don't know who Dumbledore is, you're not even a real person.'