Hairy needles
Hairy needles is when your pubes get caught in your foreskin and your cock is like, 'I can’t take this anymore.' It’s the worst kind of morning pain and you know it’s gonna be a long day.
I woke up and my cock was in a hair war.
I tried to sit down and my foreskin was full of pubes.
My cock is covered in hairs and it’s refusing to be touched.