Hairy mouth
Your mouth feels like it’s been licked by a hot dog and then left in the sun. It’s like your tongue is on vacation and your mouth is a burnt marshmallow.
I tried to eat a hot dog and it was like my mouth was getting a sunburn from a food monster.
My friend ate a chili cheese dog and now her mouth is like a grilled sandwich that got flipped into a fire.
I bit into a hot dog that was too hot and now my mouth is like a toasted piece of bread that’s crying.