Hairy meat wallet
A sweaty, fuzzy crotch that some people think is a woman who’s either got the meat sweats or is just being lazy.
My brother said my dad had a hairy meat wallet after he took off his pants and sat on the couch.
My teacher called me a hairy meat wallet because I showed up to class in a shirt and sweatpants.
My dog ran up to my dad and barked at his hairy meat wallet like it was a monster.