Hairy meat wallet
A fuzzy, sweaty package that some people confuse for a woman who’s either got the meat sweats or is about to lose her mind.
My friend said my uncle had a hairy meat wallet after he walked into the kitchen with no pants on.
My neighbor called my mom a hairy meat wallet because she was sweating in her pajamas at 10 a. m.
My dog ran up to my dad and barked at his hairy meat wallet like it was a monster.