Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are girls who look like they’ve been used as meatballs for a whole year. They might have a fist, a sock, or a whole class in there.
She came out of the shower looking like a hairy meat patty with a sock in her.
He tried to stuff a whole math test in her, and it got stuck.
Her professor said she looked like a meat patty that had been used for 10 years.