Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are girls who look like they’ve been used as a meatball, a fist, and a whole damn class. They might have shampoo, a sock, or a fist in there.
She looked like a hairy meat patty after the initiation with a sock in her.
He tried to stuff a whole lunch in her, and it came out the side.
She walked into the gym with a fist in her, and the whole team laughed.