Hairy meat patties
Hairy meat patties are college girls who look like they’ve been dragged through a forest and stuffed with old shampoo. They might have a fist, a lunch, or a whole damn class in there.
My roommate said her sorority sister looked like a hairy meat patty after the initiation.
He tried to stuff a whole sandwich in her, and it came out the other side.
She walked into class with a fist in her, and no one asked questions.