hairy mary
A Hairy Mary is a woman with hairy face, pits, and ass. They walk around in tank tops like it’s a crime to be hairy.
My neighbor is a Hairy Mary because she wears tank tops and has hairy pits.
My friend’s sister is a Hairy Mary because she has a hairy face and walks around in tank tops.
My aunt is a Hairy Mary because she has a hairy ass and thinks it’s okay to wear tank tops in public.