Hairy Malteaser

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When your balls are so soggy with sweat and jizz they look like a hairy malteaser. Usually happens when you're caught by Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday night.
My balls look like a hairy malteaser after that long shift.
Samantha almost fainted when she saw my hairy malteaser.
Liz took a picture of my hairy malteaser and posted it on Instagram.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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Your jizz-soaked sack is so hairy and gross it looks like a hairy malteaser. Happens when Liz or Samantha drag you out on a Tuesday.
My sack is a hairy malteaser after that long day at work.
Samantha called my hairy malteaser the worst she’s ever seen.
Liz took a selfie with my hairy malteaser and laughed for ten minutes.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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When your cum-drenched balls look like a hairy malteaser. Usually happens when Liz or Samantha corner you on a Tuesday evening.
My hairy malteaser was so bad, I had to go to the bathroom twice.
Samantha recorded my hairy malteaser and sent it to the whole office.
Liz said my hairy malteaser was so bad it deserved its own movie.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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