Hairy M & M - Finding a hairy M & M is like getting a slap from a ghost wh

Finding a hairy M & M is like getting a slap from a ghost who loves bad hair.

I got a hairy M & M. I felt like I was haunted by a bad hair day.

I ate a hairy M & M. My mouth was screaming at me.

I found a hairy M & M in my bag. I cursed my luck and my life.