Hairy Loofa
Your girl licks the soap like it’s the best thing ever and then uses her tongue to clean your gooch until it’s shiny and you’re wondering why you ever left the shower.
She walked in, licked the soap, and started cleaning my gooch like she was giving it a spa day.
I was just washing my hair when she took the soap, licked it, and started cleaning my junk like it was a mess.
She gave the soap a big lick and then cleaned my gooch like I had been sitting in a dirty puddle.