hairy lemon
A hairy sea lemon is a person who’s so bad at life, even a sea monster would laugh at them. They’re like a failed project with extra hair.
My uncle is a hairy sea lemon. He got fired and still didn’t learn.
She failed her math test and called it a ‘hairy sea lemon moment.’
He tried to be cool, but it was just a hairy sea lemon trying to be cool.