Hairy Lampshade
You put a bulb in a person’s butt, stick a lamp on it, and turn it on. The person’s butt has to be a little furry, or it’s just a sad lamp.
My friend did this to his mom, and she yelled at him for the rest of the day.
At the party, someone did this to the DJ, and the music was weird for an hour.
I did this to my brother, and now he’s scared of lightbulbs.