Hairy Kiss - You’re trying to be cool and kiss someone, but their hair en

You’re trying to be cool and kiss someone, but their hair ends up in your mouth like it’s a dirty joke.

I tried to look cool while kissing her, but her hair was in my mouth. I looked like a fool.

I was trying to be smooth, but her hair got in my mouth. Smooth gone to hell.

I thought I was cool until her hair went in my mouth. I looked like a loser.