hairy horseshoe
A fuzzy bridge connecting your naval to your tailbone that makes you look like a hairy monster from a bad horror movie.
My hairy horseshoe is so thick, it deserves its own Instagram page.
I tried to shave my hairy horseshoe and now it’s like a forest of fury.
My dad called my hairy horseshoe a 'pubic expressway' and I’ve never been the same.