hairy hoof
A camel toe that’s so big and hairy it looks like it was stolen from a hair salon and glued to your leg, especially if you’re sitting in a way that makes everyone around you want to run.
That girl’s hairy hoof is so big it’s like she’s got a hairy goat in her pants.
He had a hairy hoof so big it looked like it was going to fall out of his pants.
My brother’s hairy hoof is so hairy it looks like it’s been brushed by a goat.