hairy hoof
A camel toe so big and hairy it looks like it was ripped from a goat’s butt and stuck on your leg, especially when you’re wearing pants so tight they’re practically a straitjacket and you’re sitting like a madman.
That guy’s hairy hoof is so big it looks like he’s got a goat in his pants.
At the park, this lady had a hairy hoof so big it looked like it was going to pop out of her pants.
My dad’s hairy hoof is so hairy it’s like he’s got a goat in his pants.