hairy hoof
A camel toe so big and hairy it looks like it was plucked from a goat’s ass and glued to your leg, especially when you’re wearing pants so tight they’re practically a second skin and you’re sitting like a feral animal in a public place.
My cousin’s hairy hoof is so big it looks like it’s trying to escape the pants.
At the mall, this guy had a hairy hoof so big it looked like it was going to rip his jeans apart.
My mom’s hairy hoof is so big it’s like she’s got a goat in her pants.