Hairy Hog Slop Job
You got pummeled with hair and slop like the bear from the Shining was angry at you for stealing his cookies
The bear from the Shining gave me a Hairy Hog Slop Job because I took his last cookie.
My brother got a Hairy Hog Slop Job because he said the bear was ugly.
I got a Hairy Hog Slop Job so hard my hair flew off like a rocket.