Hairy Hobbit
A man who smells like old socks and has the hair of a raccoon, but still thinks he's cool because he once yelled at a dragon and ate a yogurt slinger for breakfast.
He tried to slay a dragon but got hit with a pickle and said, 'I'm not scared of you, I'm hairy!'
He walked into a bar and yelled, 'I'm the hairiest hobbit in the cave!'
He tried to flirt with a vampire but dropped his yogurt slinger and said, 'I'm not fat, I'm full.'