Hairy Hat Man
The Hairy Hat Man is a man’s crotch so hairy it could start a wildfire and still have enough beard to beat a lumberjack.
My dad’s crotch is the Hairy Hat Man. He says it’s from all the farming he does in his sleep.
I walked into the bathroom and saw the Hairy Hat Man staring back at me. I ran out screaming.
My friend’s crotch is the Hairy Hat Man. He eats straw for breakfast and wears a hat made of hair.