Hairy Harmonica
When you go down on a girl like she’s your favorite snack and you don’t stop until you’re full.
I was eating my girlfriend out so hard, I got a stomach ache and a new nickname: ‘The Snack Monster.’
He ate me out for two hours straight. I was full and dizzy.
My mom caught me eating my sister out and she said, ‘You’re not eating my sister, you’re eating my lunch.’