Hairy Handbag
The Hairy Handbag is the jail version of a purse, but it’s full of gross stuff and sometimes your private parts. It’s the reason you’re in jail.
"My Hairy Handbag got me in trouble. It had a whole sandwich in it. I was hungry.", @JailFoodJunkie
"I got a ticket for my Hairy Handbag. It was full of candy and a phone. I’m a jail diva.", @DivasInJail
"They called my Hairy Handbag a smelly safe. I called it a prison perfume.", @SmellySafeMama"