Hairy Handbag
The Hairy Handbag is a smelly bag that holds all the secret stuff women in jail bring in. It’s also what the guards call a woman’s private parts when they’re being mean.
"My Hairy Handbag had hair in it. I think I got it from the jail barber.", @HairRaided
"I brought my Hairy Handbag in with me. The guard said it smelled like a gym sock factory exploded.", @JailSmellQueen
"They made me take out my Hairy Handbag in front of the whole prison. I was so embarrassed.", @EmbarrassedInmate"